Seduction and Snacks

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Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.  When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.  With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
ENTERTAINING! ROTFL!! LMAO!! Do you see where I am going with this??  This book is so fanfreakingtastic that I couldn’t control my laughing!!  I was laughing so hard I snorted a few times causing customers to look at me while at my local Dunkin Donuts!!  It’s HILARIOUS!!!  I could not put this book down because that’s how much I LOVED it and I still love it to this moment!!!

Her vagina references are simply brilliant!!! I’m talking about “roast beef vaginas” and “period panties”, that’s right, she went there and came back!!! Did I mention how brilliant I think Tara is??  I’ll say it one more time, BRILLIANT!!

The storyline is great, the execution is simply flawless and the one-liners are f@&$#!g awesome!!!  And yes, I will be quoting this book until I take my last breath!

There is not one character I didn’t absolutely love!!  I really loved each character!  I even fell in love with Drew!!  He’s a total pig but holy hell there is just something about his perverted brain that I found completely attractive!!!   And the intimate moments between Claire and Gavin sizzled…for a while I thought I heard Buster Poindexter singing Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot!!!

I’m not sure what it is about this book that made me feel like a liberated woman but goddamn it, that’s how I felt!  Maybe I felt a coochie sisterhood!  Maybe I want to be like Claire! Maybe my inner-voice will become an inner-Claire!! Who knows but I did almost burn my bra and thong when I finished reading it!

If you don’t read this book, remember…”Vagina Hand is always watching.  Vagina hand sees you.”  ;)


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